2nd December 2010
It's my 3rd day in Korea. Oh no, the weather was getting colder each day. Just a blink away, it's 3 degree celsius. I'm so excited and I just can't wait to see snow. (Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...) I'm that kind of person who needs 2 alarm clocks to wake me up. Before I woke up completely from my lalaland, I got to press the snooze button for an uncountable times ( I lost count eventually). Sometimes, I'm just unable to woke up. Oh yea, that's my weakest part/point you can say.
My bf never failed to attempt turning off my alarm, kudos to him. Unfortunately, it's just my 3rd day in Korea. My enthusiasm was too strong to make me continue my sleep. Here I go, brushing my teeth and taking a shower. Within an hour, I jumped into action, putting on makeup and thick clothings. I'll just sat on the bed, acting like an old lady, telling my bf to speed up. That slow poke. He's a SLOW POKE!!!
That ass almost blame me for not hearing the alarm every morning. Every single morning, he would push the blame to me. He accused me for not hearing the alarm, not bugging him to wake up. End up, he's forever the last to be prepared. Shouldn't he be the slow poke instead?
Eew, that SLOW POKE.
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Outta my room.
We got to our hotel lobby, went to the conceirge and bought tickets @ discounted price. That is why I recommend you guys to get your tickets at the hotel Conceirge.
I did researches online at home before I went to Korea. There are quite a number of interesting attraction that you don't get to see them in SG. Check it out.
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Oh my goodness, I can't believe that I would ever step foot in such a place in my life.
It's freaking unbelievable to know that there's such a museum in Korea.
What museum?
EROS MUSEUM
Out of curiousity, we decided to give it a go since it's recommended online. It's the Eros Musuem. Oh well, people called it a Sex Museum. Well, quite true, it's impossible for SG to have such places except some Sex Shop where you got to present your NRIC before entry. This is so different from the Sex Shop.
How should I go into detail?
Mmmm... let me think about it.
They don't display sex toys only. They go into history of sex. Haha, for instance how sex toys came about, or even mountains that resembles the shape of AHEM (You should know) Or maybe you'll be able to see the vintage dildos. OH WTF, did I just type the word DILDO in my post. You got to get used to it, I guess. I might be using this word not once, not twice, but more than thrice. The museum isn't as R21 as you might think of.
If you aren't able to accept the so-called Sex Content, I suggest you close the window. There might be alot of obscene pictures below. I didn't post all, because I, myself couldn't take it either. Furthermore, it's seriously tarnishing my image. The trip there is just so funny. So laugh over it and don't think deep.
Everything is just so WTF. LOL. Scroll to find out more.
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We took a cab to the Eros Museum, bloody taxi driver can't even differentiate when to turn. We don't live in Jeju, yet we got to guide him through the journey. Fortunately, he's rather high-tech. He got GPS. LOL, we managed to reach our destination just in time.
Here we go.
I thought it might be just some normal vase, until I took a closer look. It's so disgusting. I knew you get to see porn stuffs or topless girl on mugs in countries like Aussie. But I never knew it would appear on a vase.
Can you imagine?
A vase.
Look at the picture above. It's not just a plain and meaningless sculpture. See carefully. It's just so WTF.
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Do you see what's standing beside bf?
Oh no, it's just so unglam. I did took a shot with it, seriously, it's damn disgusting. Haha.
The very next thing you shall see can we really WTF.
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DILDO!!!
It doesn't look like one to me till I read the explanation by the side. Hey man, seriously, if you gonna just take a peek at it, you might thought that it's some poos or shit. Who the hell would have thought that it's a dildo. Oh my goodness, this post gonna be flooded by WTF I guess. So do you. LOL.
I guess I don't have to explain the usuage (for above pic). You should be able to tell.
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I'm sort of reluctant to take this pic. They simply placed 2 chairs down there and I just took the shot in an awkward manner. None of us felt comfortable sitting beside "those" taking shots with it. I did thought of not posting such content, but it's within my itinerary and I just wanna share my views. It's just so FUNNY isn't it?
We looked so awkward that our smiles got distorted.
Condom Dress
It's real condom.
Doesn't it has an expiry date?
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I saw something seriously WTF next. I was browsing around till bf told me to take a look, while he himself laugh out loud, living in his own world. It's fucking funny, awkward and disgusting. WTF!!!
Wanna take a look?
I think you should.
Why?
Because I choked on my own saliva after seeing it.
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Tata!!! WTF totally.
I wonder who the artist of this sculpture was. He must have a great erotic mind to have thought of this.
I looked so unwilling to take a shot with "that thing". Staying a distance even though it's just a rock.
Interesting "Canons"
The end of Eros Museum. You must be amused by now. There's a lot more, but I just feel shy to post them up. Most of them consist of topless painting or sculptures, it's not very nice to post in my blog though it's funny. I just don't wanna make a joke out of such things though I know I can. Make a trip there, it's just so funny and worth taking a look. Cheap entrance tickets too, probably 10 bucks I guess (Can't remember though).
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They called this World Cup Stadium.
We had booked our submarine tour. The timing is fixed, so guys, please don't be late if you had made appointment. I doubt they will handle latecomers.
The weather was really cold when we got out of the museum. It's raining heavily and my finger was nearly frozen. We set outside a musuem while waiting for the rain to stop. Unfortunately, it continued raining.
It's just an hour time before the boarding of our submarine. We had no choice but to run under the heavy rain. We walked quite a distance before getting into a cab. Oh, I made a mistake, we ran instead. It was then, I drop my beloved comb. So sad, it's been with me for years and it's gone now. This explains my messy hair in the Part 2 post.
Next up, Submarine.
Stay tuned.
Have a nice day.
Cheers,
Jeanne
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