Happy Birthday to Yan

Happy Birthday to Miss Ong Laiyan =)

Well, let's talk about simply the planning part.


After school, i went to get all my stuffs done. I went home to take a break, wrapping up Yan's present before meeting Uncle Welmen at Ps. Welmen and I went around searching for dumpling, but there weren't any.


We went Carrefour and i thought of using a pineapple for her surprise. Then i though for a while and decided not to used that. I mean, how's she gonna bring that pricky stuff home. (even though it's damn funny)


So i decided on Broccoli. That uncle welmen go pick one very heavy broccoli for me and it cost $2. Purely paid by me *fainted*. Next, we wanted to get a cake. But the polar was closed down, and we were only left with Bengawan Solo. Hope Yan will be pleased with it since it's still her chocolate flavour.

Our plan was:
1) Ask the speaker invite her up the stage.
2) Play along with her
3) Allowing her to draw a slip of paper saying out the magic word
4) The magic word is "I LOVE BROCCOLI"
5) Welmen will then present the Broccoli with candle on it.
6) We'll sing a bdae song for her before presenting the real cake.

Now, the real story begins...

Yan, yin and jing went the wrong way i guess. They got to the restaurant finally while welmen and I were still arguing over a slip of paper. They took a seat with Yan right in the middle (awkward i guess). We place our order very soon. Piccas time...

It was then, Yann made me hold the fish. Ok la, since bdae girl request, we shall went along with her. After i held the fish, everyone was holding one. See more below.

Hahaha, uncle welmen extra la.... His fish is the 3rd party. No-no to break Yan and I apart. Oops...

Our Jungle Freeze came....

Wahahahaha - see our seafood platter?

It was then Welmen comment on us for being big eaters - LOL

Right after the meal, we were busily stalling the time. As we knew the Band would only start at 7.30. I was telling the stinky Welmen to stall time. We ended up with starings and signals. Yan was getting weirder even more. She was making our weird noise and smiles. The rest just keep frightening her off.

It was then she went to the toilet. Welmen and I immediately went to get all the preparation done. But the staff spoilt my plan. Base on the plan i mention on top, everything was different but still funny afterall.

New Plan:
1) The staff went to inform the band to start singing a bdae song.
2) Welment went over to present the Broccoli infront of everyone.
3) Yan stood up in an awkward situation
4) Everyone upstair and downstair was wondering and laughing out loud upon seeing her holding the Broccoli.
5) Yan was passing the broccoli around with the band member
6) Everyone sang her a bdae song with her Broccoli
7) The rest laughing out like mad
8) The band member told her to blew off the candle.
9) She just blew off with an attitude face.
10) Finally we presented her a real cake.
11) And she became normal finally.

Look at her face...
Blewing the candle out like this?

The picture above was when welmen present her the real cake. It was like they were argueing on stage over a BROCCOLI.

Yan with her Broccoli and real cake.

Yan wasn trying very hard to take a picture with her cake. But Welmen kept disturbing her. Soon she got irritated by that Broccoli.

Oh no - pls don't threw the holy $2 Broccoli away...

Market bag?
Scarly inside got fish also lo.

One beautifule cake kana cut up like this.

It was then Yan went around giving out the leftover cakes. Piccas time.

The manager then went over to take a polaraid picture for us. It was super nice. Gonna scan from Yan. Hahahahaha...

We then left Fish & Co.

Next, we went to walk around PS. We stop outside Cafe Cartel for quite sometime. We were trying to seek for some entertainment. But we can't really find one. Next, everyone went home while i went to meet Chris.

Inside story.

Shall end here...

Happy Birthday to Ong Laiyan.

Hope you like your celebration and love your broccoli. Hahahahah (",) Friends Forever...

Losing 2 cards in a day

Ping, Wee and I met up for dinner before going for the function at YMCA. So we decided on Xing Wang as Singapore food were almost about the same which was damn boring. I better buck up and search for more better and cheapo food to cut my cost. I have got a super big hole in my pocket.

After our meal, i'm stuck between tables and chair, hardly able to get
out, so i told ping to withdraw 30 bucks for me. Min wee and I
could smell something fishy after seeing Ping pinning
non stop again and again.
I told her my pin, and she mistaken Q in number 1 as A in number 2.

Guess what happen next?
MY CARD WAS EATEN BY THE ATM MACHINE.


Ping still argue with me A was in number 1. Ok- ok, fine then. Read on and you will find out more.


Next we went to the dunctions and start listening to the damn long talk. It was just like a repeated version. So what, no capital, how to invest sia.


After the talk, Yees and wee went to starbucks while ping accompany me to try the ATM card. Well, this time round we found out A was in number 2. Anyway, my debit card couldn't be in use as well. I tried to call up OCBC. Right after i hang my call, ping said in a very calm tone:


"Capture again lei"


I was like *dot dot dot* and she was still in a blur mode wondering what happen. *fainted*

Anyway, this was the flash i promise her for losing my cards. Oops - i wonder if she likes it. I thought of making something more powerful but i decided to save the best for Huiyee.

End of pictures time.

We went home in our own transport after that. Before i end my post, i had the temptation to post Ping's pic again. Haiz...

I simply lost 2 card in a day!!!

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You are a real damn faker. If i'm not wrong, you are once my loyal fucking reader who camp at my blog and start peeping my stuffs searching for loopholes. Your main purpose if to "jack" me. I'm no longer interested in your filthy action. I'm no longer frightened of you coz i don want my bf anymore. That is the only way i can get released and stop giving a shit about you, start cursing you in this blog which you hated the most.

C'mon, tell ur mum, tell ur dad...

I don't give a fuck care.

Go ahead and make more prints, i can always provide you with paper as i really kudos to your pervertic act. Stop acting innocent. I know i'm a very direct person. It detest you, doesn't it?


But at least i don't feign death like you. Forcing you to a no way road and start acting pitiful telling the whole world what i've done to you. Stop acting like a boss, i'm not interested either coz i'm not anyone whom you can bossed around.


Stop torturing me mentally and physically. I've got my right to blog about you. If you have any problems with my post, do seek a lawyer for more evidence against me.


Slut and Bastard!!!


Any problems, let's settle on court. Stop using cheapo tricks anymore, u little fucker. Fuck off from my world.

Makeover session

I met Huiyee around 1pm in the afternoon and settle my lunch at macD. Next, we walked to Zara as we had a long list to shop and do. Huiyee still decide on the $129 top that she had chosen at Vivo outlet previously. Anyway, it looks nicer on her compared to tee and jeans which make her look older. Muahahaha, isn't she younger in this?

Next, we intend to make a trip to Bugis, but we make do on MSQ since it's along the way. We really had lots of headache as we either couldn't get the right size or the right colour. It was a real hassle.


I'm really too thirsty and tired. We sat and chatted at starbucks.

The staff serve us a big cup of drinks for trying out their new taste. It was then Huiyee exclaimed loudly, "Why didn't you come earlier?". The staff was blurred out totally. Anyway, it taste bad.

Huiyee was lucky to get her belt in a shop name ATTITUDE. Anyway, the auntie was rather friendly as she can't wait to get rid of her merchandies. Anyway, the belt didn't really look bad. Just a normal usable belt. Luckily the belt colour was matchable with almost everything and cost only $20 bucks which was a very cheap deal.



Huiyee then gotten her shorts at 32 bucks. Well, she kept complaining about exposing her fat thigh. But i really don't think it's presentable to wear legging or tights to a wedding. It's suitable for shopping but not for wedding. It only make you look low class in such a funciton like wedding.


She kept wanting to get a bigger size as she thought it might be longer. But the fact is that, there won't be any purposes served if the short was too long. It make you look like auntie. Coz only auntie wear mid length pant in my opinion. Eeews, anyway i successfully psycho-ed her.


Basically yee find all the stuffs she bought all very expensive. Haiz, but i really think it's not really expensize. Look at Yan, she previously bought a waist belt at MANGO which cost only 30 bucks without a blink and she still told me it's cheap.


*faint*

We then took 700A to Far East to meet up with Ping, Min wee, and the yee's family. We went to there to listen to a small briefings about job which can earn up to 800 bucks. It was unbelievable but i don't mind listening to the function since it doesn't hurt my hair. LOL

Minwee's friend, yee, ping they all thought i put on make up. In fact - I'M NOT. They assume i put in make up just because my face was very white and my cheek was alittle red red. Yupyup, i know what they all were thinking. They must have thought i put on blusher.


The fact is that, i didn't. My face was red because i'm ALLERGIC TO SUN. I forgotten to put on sunblock therefore it turn red and itch alittle after i'm exposed to alittle sunlight.

We took 190 to PS together since Ping, Wee and I were meeting my bf for dinner at Aston again. Thus, Huiyee will be meeting her mummy there as well. So we set off together.

That horrid Ping, took my camera casing and hid it in Minwee's bag. I thought it was lost and assumed that Huiyee played me ard. Anyway, i knew it it was one of them. Same tricks as always, not interesting at all. I chased Ping almost halfway to PS as she irritate me. Minwee was busily chasing behind as well.

Waited at Aston, and home sweet home together.

Anyway, the pic below was a semi-makeover huiyee. More to go, stay tune for her changes and i'll show you a comparsion. She can't wait for me to blog about her "BEFORE and AFTER". Well, i can blog about it, but please complete you makeover before i blog about it, otherwise people can't see the differences. Tat's about it.

Oh gosh, i really think i need to go jogging soon. It seems like i can't run for more than 1 min otherwise i'll start to pant. LOL - gonna go jogging on tuesday night. Muahahahah...