Birth plus Dooms

Happy Birth + Dooms Day to Ong Lai Tard ~ Ah Tard Tard Tard Tard Tard (echo...)
That Sotong Tard can really be tard to an extend at times. Poor me, meeting Haina and Ah Mark at 930am, and Ah Tard is arriving at 10am. I always know Ah Tard is alway punctual, being paranoid that she spot Haina and Ah Mark, I need to spot check her at times, ensuring that she doesn't enter the same train / cabin with Ah Mark. Stressed.

Thank god, my girls arrive on dot. Whew. Zy and Haina were really shocked upon seeing my present for Ah Tard. Everyone were kinda curious about the display on her ULTRA big present. I gonna give you guys a zoomed in later on. See behind for more.

I started on briefing with them my pranks and the activities/plan for the day.

Guess what Haina's holding?
Bingo, that's the Ultra Big Box with interesting decoration Ah Tard gonna carry for the whole day. I'm gonna force her PMS out in the day. Wahaha. I doubt you guys can see my masterpiece clearly. No worries, I'll be giving you guys a closed up later one. Soon, you shall see and understand how ATTENTION-SEEKING my present was.

Finally, Ah Tard reached. Kns 10 min earlier, gek dao-o-o-o. Ah Tard was damn paranoid when she saw me holding a piece of cloth. Next, I blindfolded her and she got even more paranoid. Well, at least it's something CREATIVE.

SURPRISE!!!

Ah Tard nearly died upon seeing my box. It was really "chio". All the passerby(s) were looking at her, filled with doubts about RELIGION. Hahahaha. The greates part was, she had no ways to cover my masterpiece.

Cover the front, can't cover the side.
Cover the side, can't cover the front.

It's meaningless to cover. Kbox aren't operating yet, one hour more to go. We just blindfold her and walk around with my masterpiece. Poor Ah Tard, we even disturb her saying there's an obstacles at the front and she had got to jump over.

Foolishly, she jumped. Hahahaha. I've got the video.

Ah Tard just went around banging here and there. Unglam Tard just rant loudly as she goes. Without knowing many people are ahead of her, she continue ranting and whining. The kind souls were trying their best give ways to her, and she just walked like a boss. She gonna be famous, probably in STOMP soon.

Next, I gonna execute my plan. This Ah Tard got a doggy's nose. She can sniffed kbox. I forced her into listening songs from my I-touch and blindfolded her. It's quite pathetic actually.

See no evil, Hear no evil.

After blindfolding her, we even disturb her by camwhoring around with the blindfolded Tard. Table(s) behind just can't take their eyes off Tard. Hahaha, funniest part was the girl from next table was amazed and amused of what we are doing. She even offered to take a picture for us. Thank you so much.

Ah Mark and Haina were incharge taking care of this HOLY, while I went up to see if everything was ready. Before I went off, I even hit Tard's head. The music from my I-touch was simply so loud that she had no idea how loud she herself was.

She exclaimed loudly, "是谁打我的头!!!"

Haha, everyone turned to look at her. Awww, so poor thing but that's the main objective.

Unfortunately, things doesn't went on smoothly. The decoration aren't ready and I was later told that the decoration(s) was out of stock. Alright, fine fine fine.

In order to stall time, I told Zy to drag Ah Tard to the toilet; meanwhile I tried to get everything ready. I seriously had no idea how Zy went ahead with her toilet business leaving the Tard outside her cubicle. Gonna asked her someday.

I was in the cabin for quite sometime till I went toilet searching for the two. Hahaha, I even hit her head a few more time. This time round, her PMS explode. She screamed, whined and complained till the staffs step back upon seeing her, warying of her.
Here she goes:

"是谁打我的头???"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"是谁, 是谁???"
"跟你讲, 不要再打我的头"
"再打, 再打"
"很开心是不是???"
"气死我了!!!"

On and on, she just keep ranting. Now, you should see why the staffs all step back and watched her quietly. Because they knew, there's know way to stop a blindfolded mad woman who may attacked people any time.

Yeah, it's singing time again. Woot.

See pictures for more and I shall save my craps for later.

That's our Milo Dinosaur. Previously Haina attempt to ordered the same thing as us. She said she doesn't want any cold drinks. So Yan and I disturb her saying "Ask for a Hot one". Unfortunately, Haina really asked the server for a Hot Milo Dinosaur. The staff giggled. Tsk, so bad.

Still remember that I mentioned about showing you guys my masterpiece set up present?

I guess so. Scroll down and you will see the present she's holding on her hand almost everywhere she goes. Everyone's filled with doubts and some even point at her laughing out loud. I'm not really too sure about those holding their hp high up, probably taking some shots only. Haha.

Everyone was laughing all about the Buddha and 八卦镜.
There's a story being the Buddha and 八卦镜. I guess you guys should know before I continue. I already see no point hiding any longer since the whole word is aware of our famous nick "Ah Tard"(she) and "Ah Pang"(that's me).

Actually, we had another nicks. I always called her the Holy and she called me the Highly. Everytime, when we said something wrong, bad or sarcastic to provoke one another; we always returned these few phrases.

When we did something wrong...
" I'm sorry, your holy/highly. It's my fault."
" Your holy/highly, I know my mistake. I forsee everything. Pls let me off" etc

When we jinxed someone...
" You are highly, I am Holy. That's why the person kana."

Usually, we jinxed people easily. There are number of cases such as broken slipper, torn pocket, broken toe ( Oh! Happened to Theo twice with us), and many others. Because of our powerful jinx-ness, we named each other Holy & Highly.

It sounds like a well-planned storyline, but it's not a story. It's the truth. Not a myth, but gonna be a legend soon. Hahaha.

That's the inhuman food again. Anyway, it tasted 10 times better than the fried lemon chicken we had during our previous visit. Taste like MaMa-Lemon. I really don't wanna remember the taste at all. It's so awful that we felt as if we were eating some detergent. Laugh out loud.

It's camwhore time.

The cake was finally here. It was provided by Kbox. Previously we took a peep and saw only one cake. We even doubt it's for us since we only got 4 person here. Anyway, they still gave it to us. Because they cheated my decorations. Urrghh!!!

Thanks pretty much to Haina's friend working at Kbox who took photo(s) for us. Here we go.

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to Ah Tard!!!
Happy Birthday to you.

The Mastermind with accomplice(s). Look like 3 Musketeers more.

Haina and Zy look eagerly at the cake.

Photo provided by Kbox.

K-session ended eventually. We are going to our next destination. Ah Mark was really bad. She even request Ah Tard to walk from Cineleisure till Peace Centre with the box. Ah Tard was totally reluctant and aim for bus stop.

While waiting at the traffic light, everyone was staring at her. The 3 Musketeers just step backward and pretend we doesn't know her at all. I wonder if anyone took her pictures. Oops! I think, I saw one. Awww, poor thing.

Along the way to the nearest bus stop, Ah Tard physically torture me.

Upon reaching Peace Centre, we blindfolded her again. This time round, her task was even more tedious. Being blindfolded, she got to take escalator and used overhead bridge. She nearly buang-ed when we told her there was an escalator ahead of her. She just step up and hardly balanced. No worries, we are always there for the Holy. Oops.

Next, it's the overhead bridge. Hoho, uncles were all looking at her. I accidentally caught one uncle looking at her with doubts.

I guess you guys must be really curious about how she went up the stairs, and down the stairs. Basically, she was held up just like a criminal. See video for more and you shall understand.

Poor Ah Tard screamed terribly when we told her there's another staircase for her when she just completed the overheadbridge.

Here we are, at The MindCafe.

Musketeers even came up with a strategic plan to prank Ah Tard only. In the end, Ah Tard play till PMS also appear. Scary. She played till buang thinking no point winning or losing any further, because 3 against 1.

Next we played the Halli Galli. It was a super violent game everyone just smack the bell. Ah Tard always smack right on top of my head real hard. Anyway, here comes her karma. Ah Tard smack right on top of my hand eagerly and got scratched by my nail. Wahaha, fair and square.

Ah Tard kana one of the forfeit. She nearly refused to obey. Zy was the winner. She requested Ah Tard to hold her Holy's big present and point to the wordings. The other party must read "Happy Birthday Ah Tard".

It was so damn funny. We took a shot, but quite unglam and I shan't post it then. The guy from the other table just read aloud. Awwww, so poor thing.

Omg, that's my forfeit. I'm totally disgusted by it. It looks nothing, but the sensation with little things hanging and tangling on my ear gave me goosebumps. I told them a million times to do it fast, they just take their own sweet time. Bla,bla,bla.

Next, it shall be the monkey game. Ah Mark lost the game and here's her forfeit.

We set a rules. Punishment will be given to team that lose. Zy and Haina as a team, Me and Ah Tard as a team. Either member loses the game, both get punishment. Oh, it's gonna be real high.

But it braves us more courage to get serious punishment.

Poor Haina and Ah Mark kana again. They are supposed to do the "Nobody" dance. Well, a bit no standard. They are like messing around only.

Previously, we made them walked around with bricks. Uncreative them made us walked around with bones. Tsk tsk, it's chicken feet to us only.

They are so bad. Force us to take picture with unknown guys. That Haina, wonder if she is disturbing or naughty. She kept making Tard and I disturbing the same group of guys. Ahem, is one of them her eye candy. Let's hope not.

The guy in the picture below was really nasty. In the previous forfeit, we were told to take picture with a guy. Knowing that we were aiming on him, he happily told us "I'm not a guy" Wth...

Anyway, we sitll aim him for his contact in the next forfeit.

Haha, just now kept pushing us to the guys. Now it's your turn.

The last forfeit for Haina and Ah Mark.

Haina went off earlier as she had some dinner on. Off we go to Xing Wang at Marina Square. Nice Ah Tard, must be super duper touched by our power pranks. She gave Ah Mark and I treat. So nice of her.

During photo taking session, we did comb our hair alittle. Here comes an auntie, kind of weird. She actually said me and Ah Tard something relevant to bride. Here goes the dots. I shall not explain any further. See photos for more.

Next, we went to coast along Marina Square. Must be curious about the reason behind, isn't it?

We played sparkles. Hahaha, we spend much effor to set up fire. The wind was damn strong and the matchsticks were cheapo. It can't even last for 3 seconds. Tard even try setting fire on the wrapper, still it doesn't work.
Basically we look like some baddies, trying to set Marina Square from far. People were all watching us. Ah Mark even went around borrowing a lighter. Good effort, Ah Mark.

Finally, we succeeded.

While waiting for the metal to cool, it's camwhoring time again. I shall cut my craps.

Next, we walked back to the Esplande. We are hoping that we could get a ride in the boat. Unfortunately, there aren't any ships or ferry. Anyway, we got ourselves some alternatives.

We actually went up the viewing stage and played 海带拳. We realised that there's 2 open couple that just can't stop kissing. We actually played for nearly an hour. They just kissed for that long. Before they went off, the guy specs was foggy and gotta wipe before he goes. WOW, amazed.

Anyway, we just went on with our games. Beating each other real hard. It's real damn fun.

Zhiyan played will shag already. Haha.

Alright, I shall end my story here.

Happy Bdae Ah Tard. I'm sorry that I can't make everyone joined in. You should know the reason behind it. But I can tell that you enjoy yourself much more better than last year. Less people, more fun isn't it.

I promise, I'll make you an ultra grand grand one next year. It's gonna be heaven-shaking.