Hater, hater, I seriously don't know why you hate my best friend that much. I had no idea what makes you gloat about her horrible features in the picture and hiding in her friend list. Hopefully, you are not one of them who wished her her Happy Birthday. Else, everything gonna be absurd and not making any sense to me. I don't really enjoy communicating with my bff, Ah Tard's hater. Well, once in a while, when I had the time and mood, I doubt I mind communicating a little here and there.
Hater, hater, I know you hate her. Basically all her haters had cleared the air in my tagboard flooded with beautiful words and languages, not just you. There's no point for her hater to mess my tagboard up that often. I believe, if you are interested, you can always scroll back. From what I realised, all the accusation towards her are more or less the same. Seriously, nothing new. Let's not just talk about me, I'm sure she too getting sick and immune to such a thing that goes round and round just like a CD. Probably like a cassette tape that got tangled in the CD. If you want to get her attention, come up with something fresh and cool instead of the old song. I'm sure you got her cell no., just give her a surprise call and curse your lungs out. Standby all the vulgarities in a list and I suggest you do a video conference so that she can see your anger raging.
Hater, hater, just to let you know, I did celebrate with her. I even planned her surprise, I guess you must be mad about why she deserves that. SNAP! I read your heart and soul. I must have hit the bull eye. Yeah. I just tag her the photos and I gonna blog about it. If you hurt your eyes from her FB acc, please please please, delete and unfriend her. She will appreciate your action from the bottom of her broken heart ultimately stabbed by you a numerous time with a sharp spear. I sincerely hope that you can put your big name on my tagboard when you wanna slap names and accusation on her face. You can't possible expect me to name all her haters as "Miss Hater" right. If there are more than one, I seriously had no idea who is who. C'mon, just be brave, put your name so that I can dedicate special post to you since you caught my attention, as always. Don't hide behind the frame and be a keyboard warrior. You must learn to be a brave warrior (Credit: Tard) instead. Simply put your right leg out and step into a brand new world.
P/S: I never disagree about people hating her. I won't stop that either because I had not ability to do so. Even if I have, I will not do so. It's all about human right. But the least, I don't expect repeating CD, singing the same old song. An old song never draws the crowd, but a new song does.
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27th November 2011
In childhood, we press our nose to the pane, looking out. In memories of childhood, we press our nose to the pane, looking in.
I planned a surprise birthday celebration for Ah Tard. I ruined her mood initially by telling her I'm not celebrating with her. I was gloating with happiness when she said "No need celebrate with me already. Already belated, what's the point of celebrating." I read and decode her statement and it's summarised as "SAVE IT THEN". Hahaha, to be honest, I was over the moon. That tells me my plan was successful.
I carried my props and went to meet up with Meiwen. Grateful to Vena for making me no place to run and hide in. Meiwen was the one who made my plan worked while Vena's job was to entertain Ah Tard. Apparently, she still need to brush up her skills. Tard ended up storming her way to Far East, our hiding place. Worst, Vena said it was raining and they couldn't walk outdoor. I was so afraid that we might bumped into one another under the same tunnel. Poor me and mw, we were like freezing mouse on street. Pulled the poncho over and here we go.
I was pretty sure our dressing were striking on the street and it definitely caught many unwanted attention. I was making my way to ION scolding Mw on the street for this special dressing. Anyway, it was a funny and lovely moment. It's been a while since secondary school days when we did all sort of crazy funny little thing. Somehow, it did remind me chasing after someone with a broom furiously with Mw behind me into the gents. I can't remember if she was trying to stop me. Probably she joined me, rather a high possibility.
I remembered there was a boy, that Mw simply hate to core. He has terrible body odour and thought that he was a big shot (some Ah Beng) in the school. He always thought all the women loves him, and thew themselves to him. He did nasty stuffs to Mw, so I set up a mysterious surprise just for him. It was planned by me solely, and I told Mw about it. Mw thought the plan to be AWESOME and we intended to execute it. Somehow, he was unfortunate as the props happened to be on big sale. One day..
I gonna start the story, oh, probably a legend. Are you ready for that?
One day, we bought moth balls, dedorant, clocks, toilet brush, toilet scrub, shaver, toothbrush, toothpaste, basin pump, detergent and etc. We wrapped it beautifully with heart-shaped wrapper. We even made him a lovely card. I can't really remember the actual content. It stated....
"Dear XXX XXX, I had been admiring you for the entire year. You are handsome, cute and mesmerizing. You are the love of my life and I really hope that you can accept my love for you"
Mw and I were hopping excitedly and proud of our doing. I know it sounded bad, but it's all childhood. I'm mad when I was at young. By the way, the boy happened to be my classmate. School started at 730am and we reached at 630am right before the assembly started. We placed the "Lovely" gift on his desk and rush to the assembly.
Upon entering the classroom, a big smile plasted across his face. His famous cocky pattern was out, once again. I seriously can't bear with that proud ass. He got all the boys gathered around his table and told them his admirer was desperate for him. He even claimed that it wasn't the first time he received gifts from his secret admirer. That was when I felt like puking, I tried to hide my smile and laugh before he ripped his present wrapper. He read the card aloud and even passed it around.
Finally, he decided to rip the wrapper. All the boys was looking forward to what it was going to be behind the wrapper. An eager man stucked his hand into the bag and grabbed hold of something and pulled it right out without hesitation. It was the big toilet bowl brush. The whole class burst into laughter and broke the silence. The teacher had a very hard time trying to stop everyone. The cocky one sense something wrong, he grabbed the present and decided to run for his life.
Unfortunately, he can run, but he can't hide. All the boys were grabbing all over him trying to snatch the bag. They were successful. Oh yeah, our plan worked. They took every single items out of the bag and threw around the class. It took 30 minutes or more before the discipline master manged to stop everything. The discipline master made everyone surrender the items before returning it to the XXX XXX. The discipline master was trying hard not to laugh as well. It was super uber FUNNY! The boy was so ashamed that he took all the items and ran to his locker. He locked them up in the locker. Since then, he never used the locker ever again.
Alright, end of my story and I swear that it was based on true account. Mw was my best witness as SHE DID IT with me. I'm just a planner, a small one. It's hard to believe and I know. Hahahaha, I'm so proud of myself for my horrible doings. May god forgive me, I repented sincerely after that.
One of my happiest childhood, I shall share more as time goes by. It's interesting to be, but I'm not too sure if that's for you too.
We went to shop around at ION and waited for Ah Tard to get her nails done. I made booking at 630pm and she ended up done at 730pm. Mw and my tummy was growling like mad and Vena failed to answer my call. Mw suggested stepping into the Korean food shop at Far East Plaza while waiting. We ended up having fantasy about food. Mw was grabbing packets of seaweed when Vena notified me that everything was ready. Mw threw the packets of seaweed back without hesitation and made our way to Carousel.
Tard was blindfolded. Vena failed to give her proper command and she ended up stuck at the escalator. It was so embarassing that Mw and I scurried away for life. Anyway, Vena still manage to move her over.
All the crowd watching her!
Anyone's gonna stomp her? Haha, her greatest worry.
Surprise!!!
I'm sure she was surprised to see us.
By the way, we had dinner at Carousel.
Oh my goodness, the lobster was rotten. I forgotten to take a shot of it. It was badly rotten. We feedback it to the staff and the chef got us a new plate unshelled. I expected a sorry from him and he didn't. Sigh, poor service, poor attitude, poor manner. Mw then suggested me getting him to unshelled the crab as well. He was the main chef (If I'm right). It was awfully weird to call a big chef to unshelled crab for us. Anyway, I attempted to do so. Then he suggested getting us the tools to clamp the shell.
"No... no... that's not what I meant!"
I believed he got our hint and just pretended he never heard anything.
HEY MAN, your lobster rot you see!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tard was a rude kid. She wanted to grab some prawns when she opened the lid, an uncle openly cut her queue and attempted to scoop. Tard said, "Eh I thought I came first." Initially, she meant to say that to me, rant a little of her unhappiness. What puzzled me the most was, she was facing the uncle when she said that. The uncle was embarassed and he dropped the scoop immediately. Next, he scurried his way off too.
Finally, it was the time. The staffs sang her a birthday song and served her a complimentary big cupcake. Well, they sang their own version of birthday song which explained our quietness. Tard seemed to have difficulty in smiling. To be honest, I did requested the staff for a normal song. They rejected me, I guessed they loved their lalala~ version too much.
I got Tard many present. Christmas present in advance too. Lol.
She looked a little in daze when she saw the MacDonald's paper bag. I told her it's nuggets and she rolled eyes.
I simply helped her to stock up.
She refused to revealed the bag item when she realised it was a cushion. She had a hard time smiling. She better smile happily the next time, because I had a hard time planning new stuffs for her and wrapping all the nonsense. Plus CARRYING! Haha.
Finally, I told her that it was the real present. She opened it up and it turned out to be empty. I then lied to everyone that I was playing with fire. I enjoyed the wrapping part so much that I forgotten to place the real thing in. Everyone got deceived by me. Yehooooo!
Well, I did bring the real one. It was a Morgan's accesories watch. You will get to see it someday in our outing picture next time.
A complimentary picture from Carousel.
Happy Birthday Ah Tard!
Anyway, Carousel was just a so-so. I rated it 6.5/10. It's not encourageable to try unless you are really craving for buffet. The seafood ain't fresh and the food were cold. I would suggest you gather the sum of money and had a scrumptious meal at No signboard.
Have a nice day ahead!
Cheers,
Pzy
